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Cathouse Players Inc.

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Our next production:

Production dates: June 20, 21; 27,28: at 2pm; June 26 at 8pm.Doors open 30 minutes before showtime.All-inclusive tickets are $25/$20 with pre-show sherries, program and interval refreshments.At our pop-up theatre at the Kyneton Masonic Centre7 Yaldwyn Street West, Kyneton.

NOT NOW DARLING

This madcap British farce is a ripper! It's set in London, in the exclusive fur salon of Bodley and Crouch. Gilbert Bodley is in lust. In his devious mind is a cunning plan leading to the seduction of Janie, his next would-be mistress, a stripper from the Lido. Janey's husband Harry is to be offered an expensive mink coat, at bargain-basement price, and Gilbert will top up the full amount from his personal account. To avoid any suspicion of his role in this ludicrous plan, Gilbert "persuades" a very reluctant Arnold Crouch to conduct the sale. What could possibly go wrong? Plenty. Beginning with Maude Bodley's unexpected and early return from her holiday in the South of France, and the ensuing mayhem involving mistaken identities, ladies underwear, an ocelot coat and a parrot. In this hilarious, fast-moving farce, Cathouse Players Director Bette Sartore and her cast of eleven guarantee to dispel any doom and gloom, as "Laughter is the best Medicine"! Companion card is welcome and the carer's seat must be reserved via the catphone or email. Please note that cash is preferred if paying at the door or for your lucky raffle ticket.
Cathouse Players Inc. is an amateur theatre company Copyright © All rights reserved. Last updated April 2026 by David Prince

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